neow SCORE 31
he might be right SCORE 30
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
holy cow! SCORE 40
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
it’s a test SCORE 21
hot take! SCORE 59
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
life insurance payout SCORE 42
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
nap time! SCORE 38
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
at least he listened SCORE 25
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
pretty much SCORE 29
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
$30 uber SCORE 30
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
smart shopping SCORE 39
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 28
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31