This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Mama no. SCORE 52
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
+ cry. SCORE 119
I GUESS SCORE 46
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
