sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
this is quite the life SCORE 12
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
en garde SCORE 22
FYI: SCORE 22
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
you’re hired SCORE 22
just one day… SCORE 23
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
playing hard to get SCORE 18
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30