always screaming SCORE 5
with me, always SCORE 14
pure happiness SCORE 20
alien defector SCORE 20
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 41
everything else sucks SCORE 16
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 20
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28
evil genius SCORE 13
the worst SCORE 19
that’s a snake SCORE 22
there goes my happiness SCORE 19
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
It’s not working SCORE 12
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
burns so good SCORE 4
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
i have no idea what could have happened officers SCORE 17
flan from god SCORE 22
this is me SCORE 39
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
dirty talk SCORE 22
crap SCORE 16
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
taste of freedom SCORE 18
more milk per milk SCORE 17
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
you’ve been warned SCORE 22
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
happy birthday! SCORE 19