The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Are you even real? SCORE 113
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Mama no. SCORE 52
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 119
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
I GUESS SCORE 46
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
