No matter what, our graves will be the same size. SCORE 100
I'm Arabic, how 'bout you? SCORE 137
When I hear a female voice from across the bar say that she prefers Android SCORE 75
Friends forever... SCORE 389
Quick guide to regional pizzas. SCORE 62
The power of music is real. SCORE 171
Embarrassing? Please....... SCORE 430
My professors desktop before our final exam SCORE 118
This is how you pack a UPS truck SCORE 139
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
You're asking for it... SCORE 249
What do you call a cow with no legs? SCORE 46
The Milky Way over the Himalayas. SCORE 181
Deal with it. SCORE 136
A colony of ladybugs under my window SCORE 24
Joining trends late SCORE 131
We do everything together. SCORE 191
Moms can be mean. SCORE 78
Coachella SCORE 56
Lola earned her A today SCORE 126
I Like This Thought SCORE 249
What finals week taught me. SCORE 214
Natural Animal Sculptures SCORE 124
Not as cute without the fur... SCORE 181
Are you The Hulk? SCORE 169
Guns don't kill people. SCORE 220
Why the Titanic really sunk. SCORE 67
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140
Watching Trump reverse all his campaign promises. SCORE 56
Gandalf is my last hope. SCORE 192
Ghost rider SCORE 86
Medieval shitters SCORE 24
