*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 117
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Paragraph. SCORE 52
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
+ cry. SCORE 119
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
How to find a dog. SCORE 65
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I GUESS SCORE 46
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
