the childhood loophole SCORE 17
perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
i have been betrayed and abandoned SCORE 22
its the parent tax SCORE 12
all you can do is give a thumbs up SCORE 14
a genius idea SCORE 24
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
we are all connected SCORE 16
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
have a good one eh SCORE 17
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
hold up a sec… SCORE 11
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
i spent hours making it comfy, why can’t i enjoy it? SCORE 18
nothing like being roasted by a teacher SCORE 25
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
plz stahp SCORE 8
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 32
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
thou shalt be my date SCORE 0
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
