Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
*gunshots* SCORE 22
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Big hmm… SCORE 32
This kid lives. SCORE 41
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
The one true science SCORE 32
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
