Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
Attack! SCORE 200
Touché… SCORE 263
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
You are traffic. SCORE 242
I need dis. SCORE 203
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Women’s logic. SCORE -74
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
It isn’t. SCORE 183
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Onion rings. SCORE 158
My dream. SCORE 134
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Jenga! SCORE 198
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
So many puns! SCORE 136
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Wings SCORE 7
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Just perfect. SCORE 21
