I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
How marketing works. SCORE 285
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 180
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 181
No gold for you. SCORE 189
Do want. SCORE 212
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 400
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Peenut. SCORE 160
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 142
Big nerd. SCORE 152
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 134
Real life Bert. SCORE 91
How writing works. SCORE 196
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 250
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Wut? SCORE 156
Gold digger. SCORE 117
Be kind. SCORE 193
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
