Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
It absolutely is… SCORE 81
Propaganda SCORE 77
Let the war begin! SCORE 118
The Pokemon Go starter pack SCORE 57
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 111
When I’m old. SCORE 86
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
Accurate. SCORE -75
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
How to make sushi SCORE 22
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
World’s best dad SCORE 106
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
Guilty SCORE 81
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
This dog has life figured out. SCORE 161
I would watch this SCORE 129
To Kill A Mockingbird SCORE 103
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
How to twerk SCORE 74
Good use of the Pokemon hype SCORE 102