Military grade leggings SCORE 60
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
And cheese SCORE 26
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
What murder? SCORE 45
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Proceed SCORE 30
The system works SCORE 52
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Sports! SCORE 42
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Fatality SCORE 40
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
