it was just a nap SCORE 20
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
404 error SCORE 8
the real reason to own a phone book SCORE 23
choose your own speed SCORE 21
how to pet a dog SCORE 16
this needs to be in a fast and furious movie SCORE 6
earth sandwich SCORE 36
drunk drama SCORE 9
all the yes SCORE 16
am i a pig? SCORE 12
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
evil underpants SCORE 28
the worst character SCORE 24
the movie makes itself SCORE 16
not yet SCORE 19
bologna! SCORE 18
myself, obviously SCORE 32
satisfaction SCORE 4
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
delicates SCORE 3
drunk humming bird SCORE 34
they would breed SCORE 25
ankle tattoos SCORE 27
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
i have cats SCORE 9
false advertising SCORE 9
i’ll be back SCORE 9
what’s the location? SCORE 30
take all my money SCORE 17
tall cat vs pile of cat SCORE 18
