Slow Robot
Being+a+racist.
SCORE 171
What+a+knob%26%238230%3B
What a knob… SCORE 21
Art+allows+the+dream.
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
Above+and+beyond%2C+bud.
Above and beyond, bud. SCORE 31
The+cats+shall+howl%2C+forevermore.
The cats shall howl, forevermore. SCORE 31
That+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+work%26%238230%3B
That wasn’t supposed to work… SCORE 13
Activate+extreme+funk.
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
Giant+snail+drains+the+life+out+of+the+family+cat%26%238230%3B
Giant snail drains the life out of the family cat… SCORE 22
Earn+your+keep%2C+but+don%26%238217%3Bt+fall+for+it.
Earn your keep, but don’t fall for it. SCORE 25
Have+a+very+fishy+birthday%2C+bud.
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+there+we+20+terrible+families+in+the+world%26%238230%3B
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
He+probably+thought+there+were+two+trees%26%238230%3B
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
The+Future+is+What%3F
The Future is What? SCORE 37
Meanwhile+in+Australia%26%238230%3B+won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+water+the+birds%3F
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
They+always+ask+about+the+carrot%26%238230%3B
They always ask about the carrot… SCORE 11
Penwangs+need+to+shower%2C+too.
Penwangs need to shower, too. SCORE 22
Happiest+workplace+2020+award+goes+to%26%238230%3B
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
The+cutest+lil%26%238217%3B+Puma+will+murder+you+without+much+hesitation.
The cutest lil’ Puma will murder you without much hesitation. SCORE 35
And+what+kind+of+house+has+only+three+walls%3F
And what kind of house has only three walls? SCORE 35
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+leave%2C+now.
You can’t leave, now. SCORE 26
Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+resist+the+puppo%26%238230%3B
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
Garrett+chhatt.
Garrett chhatt. SCORE 39
Ruff+day%26%238230%3B
Ruff day… SCORE 24
better+be+tax+deductible%26%238230%3B
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Long+distance+relationships%26%238230%3B
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
You+shall+not+PASSSSSS%21%21
You shall not PASSSSSS!! SCORE 32
Thanks+mom%26%238230%3B
Thanks mom… SCORE 25
%26%238230%3Bput+you+down+as+a+no+show%2C+thanks+bud.
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
That+should+do+the+job%26%238230%3B
That should do the job… SCORE 37
This+is+the+Wario+Cosplay+you%26%238217%3Bve+been+searching+for%26%238230%3B
This is the Wario Cosplay you’ve been searching for… SCORE 19
Demono%26%238217%3Bs+delivers.
Demono’s delivers. SCORE 33
You%26%238217%3Bll+want+to+outpace+her%26%238230%3B
You’ll want to outpace her… SCORE 16
No+thanks%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+just+hold+it+later%26%238230%3B
No thanks, I’ll just hold it later… SCORE 23
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The+Entrepreneurial+spirit.
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Spacious+apartment+under+the+stairs%26%238230%3B
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 32
How+else+do+you+expect+me+to+keep+in+contact+with+my+preschool+teacher+I+never+contact%3F
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 41
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
In+other+news%2C+cats+climb+irreverently.
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Be+gentle%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+long+time.
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
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