
Wise man, Dumbledore. SCORE 303

I don't believe you. SCORE 93

Creepy lil' owl. SCORE 36

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater SCORE 175

NASA killed Michael Jackson. SCORE 120

Wisdom vs. Knowledge SCORE 170

Hollywood's waning creativity. SCORE 61

Stuck in his own prison SCORE 75

Well, there's your problem... SCORE 78

The coolest phone ever made SCORE 179

Do not disturb. SCORE 145

JK SCORE 80

Misunderstood shark. SCORE 150

The mighty milipede SCORE 196

Time to clean the kids room.. SCORE 80

Never feeling like doing your homework. SCORE 152

Truth. SCORE 130

Mr. Steal your ladies SCORE 93

True though SCORE 89

Touché. SCORE 333

A hug makes everything better. SCORE 111

My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad's farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 157

I know what I'm about, son. SCORE 186

Owl hides behind its owner whenever there is a visitor in the house SCORE 144

That's crazy specific! SCORE 25

Leave your children well. SCORE 48

I have an awful memory when it comes to people. SCORE 48

An iceberg rolling over SCORE 28

*classic* SCORE 57

Pronunciation matters SCORE 292

Why would you do such a thing, Davie? SCORE 25

Huddle. SCORE 130