Wise man, Dumbledore. SCORE 303
I don't believe you. SCORE 93
Creepy lil' owl. SCORE 36
What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater SCORE 175
NASA killed Michael Jackson. SCORE 120
Wisdom vs. Knowledge SCORE 170
Hollywood's waning creativity. SCORE 61
Stuck in his own prison SCORE 75
Well, there's your problem... SCORE 78
The coolest phone ever made SCORE 179
Do not disturb. SCORE 145
JK SCORE 80
Misunderstood shark. SCORE 150
The mighty milipede SCORE 196
Time to clean the kids room.. SCORE 80
Never feeling like doing your homework. SCORE 152
Truth. SCORE 130
Mr. Steal your ladies SCORE 93
True though SCORE 89
Touché. SCORE 333
A hug makes everything better. SCORE 111
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad's farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 157
I know what I'm about, son. SCORE 186
Owl hides behind its owner whenever there is a visitor in the house SCORE 144
That's crazy specific! SCORE 25
Leave your children well. SCORE 48
I have an awful memory when it comes to people. SCORE 48
An iceberg rolling over SCORE 28
*classic* SCORE 57
Pronunciation matters SCORE 292
Why would you do such a thing, Davie? SCORE 25
Huddle. SCORE 130
