want my McNumber? SCORE 5
this what people mean when they tell me i’m foxy SCORE 30
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
spicy water(TM) SCORE 16
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
working from home problems SCORE 27
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
nerd moment SCORE 12
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
the reader vs viewer wars continue SCORE 19
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
perfect suggestion, netflix SCORE 9
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
she really gets me SCORE 13
