Oh, Missouri! SCORE 117
Never give up hope. SCORE 100
Sugar glider instincts activated SCORE 115
Shoo SCORE 61
Pluto 2: Electric Boogaloo SCORE 134
The real source of the feminine mystique SCORE 123
Nuns preaching the truth SCORE 73
Could you not? SCORE 193
A man and his dog SCORE 112
Dad clutching a baby runs onto stage to hold his ballet dancing daughter’s hand after she suffers stage fright… and becomes the star of the show SCORE 155
Crying daughter SCORE 193
Just one drink… SCORE 64
You always need more SCORE 61
Love you, mom SCORE 122
Skeleton of a toddler dinosaur recenty found in Alberta,Canada. It’s so well preserved that a possible cause of death could be determined (he drowned in a river) SCORE 115
All the way to California SCORE 107
Please remain calm SCORE 157
It sort of makes you feel insulted. SCORE 92
Seems oddly familiar SCORE 111
Swimming is overrated. SCORE 122
Dogzilla SCORE 99
Fatherinator 3000 SCORE 195
Special Bug SCORE 79
Best Rap Lyrics of 2018 SCORE 63
Nothing worse than slow internet SCORE 114
DONT FEED THE BEARS! SCORE 113
Hold the phone… SCORE 98
underrated SCORE 132
*easily appalled * SCORE 124
Southern Gothic SCORE 78
This man must be stopped! SCORE 96
Always SCORE 175
