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Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Accurate. SCORE 112
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Being sick. SCORE 140
Genius. SCORE 145
Seal SCORE 28
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Burn! SCORE 216
Probably… SCORE 185
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Burn! SCORE 249
Never forget. SCORE 159
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
