Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Real American hero SCORE 42
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
And cheese SCORE 27
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 51
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Proceed SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
