Can't trust y'all. SCORE 72
Me after I eat at Chipotle. SCORE 90
What if we didn't turn a show about teen suicide into a Facebook game SCORE 60
No internet connection? SCORE 155
That's not how that works. SCORE 144
I'll get you this time! SCORE 130
Baby food. SCORE 76
Amazon these days... SCORE 62
Darth Vader Empire Style SCORE 93
Every time! SCORE 839
and none for Gretchen Weiners. SCORE 124
A black light skeleton tattoo. SCORE 84
Stay in school kids SCORE 157
It's cold out here, put me back!!! SCORE 272
Going to Granny's House for Christmas. I'm so excited!! SCORE 85
Am I a bad person? SCORE 63
Big boy owl SCORE 66
Mentally Unbalanced People SCORE 40
The lifespan of the animal kingdom SCORE 69
Life goals SCORE 104
Captain Morgan (Freeman). SCORE 234
Being a father. SCORE 211
Perfect response. SCORE 104
'Murica on eggs. SCORE 103
I found George W. Bush's Checklist SCORE 77
Nerd alert. SCORE 120
Cabin in Finland SCORE 99
Freakonomics SCORE 50
too real SCORE 58
My life is a lie. SCORE 262
Maids are the real MVP. SCORE 175
I would watch it. SCORE 197
