How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
BROFIST SCORE -3
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Because Reasons SCORE 224
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I yawned! SCORE 10
Self checkout. SCORE 244
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Word! SCORE 19
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Truth. SCORE 182
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I Love My School SCORE 309
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
