Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
More lives than a cat SCORE 171
Obama’s endearing reaction to a baby dressed as a pope SCORE 161
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Star Vars SCORE 55
This is adorable SCORE 135
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Date a man who… SCORE 125
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
When I die… SCORE 130
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
RIP SCORE 63
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Ooops? SCORE 118
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
God Created The Dog And Said… SCORE 117
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
