they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
i’m flattered SCORE 16
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
the more you know SCORE 19
book, try reading one SCORE 28
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
why i love weekends SCORE 17
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
it started with a donut SCORE 19
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
moths love lamp SCORE -2
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
prove me wrong SCORE 20
living on the edge! SCORE 31
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
thanks, mom SCORE 30
whoops SCORE 13
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
how i get super powers SCORE 26
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
