treat? SCORE 25
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It’s all good. SCORE 49
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Movie Magic SCORE 27
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
I would eat them. SCORE 41
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Olden but golden SCORE 19
