Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally. SCORE 345
Accurate. SCORE 257
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122