Emo horse. SCORE 187
Googled motivational tattoos, was not disappointed SCORE 14
A Single Light Bulb SCORE 199
You gotta do what you gotta do SCORE 11
This hot tub is built into the bay! SCORE 10
Massive Star Wars Sculpture For Snow Festival SCORE 17
Chick flicks. SCORE 208
Seems legit. SCORE 145
Best conversation ever… SCORE 115
I’m sensing a new companion… SCORE 8
My girlfriend’s grandmother just got her first iPhone SCORE 16
Introducing chia Groot SCORE 169
So close SCORE 15
Fear. SCORE 7
…no, I haven’t seen the cat. Why? SCORE 7
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
Just for the Gentlemen SCORE -2
Nokia. SCORE 15
My decision not to have kids. SCORE 15
"…but I wanted to see Captain America…" SCORE 135
I’m doing it right then… SCORE 6
Marriage. No longer just for couples… SCORE 148
Uhhhhhh, yeah… SCORE 10
A hiker’s motto. SCORE 146
Religion. SCORE 119
Everyone needs a Clara SCORE 213
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
How to name the child you hate. SCORE 134
Flirting. SCORE 18
Just wait… SCORE 210
The American dream. SCORE 9
Reasons to date me. SCORE 150
