
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

To the rescue? SCORE 24

Death by words SCORE 24

Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24

The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19

Big wreckage… SCORE 24

everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27

I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24

We need you, bud. SCORE 18

Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28

Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21

US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24

Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18

Long live the queen!? SCORE 30

Preparation pays off. SCORE 100

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24

Preach, Papa. SCORE 41

This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14

Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23

Never forget. SCORE 30

🤔 SCORE 20

You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27

Corona bad. SCORE 28

Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22

PASS SCORE 19

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 30

Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30

Absolute class. SCORE 25

Be petty SCORE 35

281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37

2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31