"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Problem solved. SCORE 111
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
#stopit SCORE 98
NONSENSE SCORE 67
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 131
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
Old Habits SCORE 81
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
No one listens to me SCORE 157
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
Smooth AF SCORE 101
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 85
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
