charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
you will pay for this betrayal hooman SCORE 33
pretty much SCORE 29
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
smart shopping SCORE 39
they’re brutal SCORE 45
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
hot take! SCORE 59
$30 uber SCORE 30
nap time! SCORE 38
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
it’s a test SCORE 21
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 36
at least he listened SCORE 25
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
holy cow! SCORE 40
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
life insurance payout SCORE 42
