Do I even care…? SCORE 26
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
*have SCORE 17
sent via FAX SCORE 16
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
hello little friend SCORE 20
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
