data requires a manual SCORE 10
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 1
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
sorry cakey SCORE 20
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 23
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 21
for lease navidad SCORE 21
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 25
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 24
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 29
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 18
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 23
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 26
the email never finds me well SCORE 16
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 25
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 21
