failing at therapy SCORE 19
staring at a menu SCORE 17
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
i love you in german SCORE 19
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
very smol awoo SCORE 26
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
third red light in a row SCORE 18
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
birthday cod SCORE 28
clever girls SCORE 12
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
i have a book SCORE 31
downward spiral SCORE 22
