Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
What about Linux? SCORE 45
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
The obvious answer SCORE 26
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Problem solved SCORE 34
Awkward SCORE 69
easy money SCORE 29
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Good boi summer SCORE 75
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
