Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Poor moon… SCORE 13
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Extroverts. SCORE 9
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
British doctors. SCORE 260
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Or die trying… SCORE 170
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Whipped. SCORE 9
Pump action bike SCORE 12