Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
We both go down, together SCORE 56
Real American hero SCORE 41
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
I just became more metal SCORE 33
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
15, max. SCORE 52
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Busted! SCORE 31
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
