Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
I > You. SCORE 272
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Dog logic. SCORE 281
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Do want. SCORE 248
Every time… SCORE 142
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Every time. SCORE 182
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Did you know? SCORE 233
On the one hand. SCORE 126
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
It’s true. SCORE 209
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
YOLO. SCORE 128
How politics work. SCORE 298
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Oh really? SCORE 174
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
