What's your job? I'm the guy who pushes BB-8 SCORE 163
You can never be too sure SCORE 2
Why Pokemon is a game for adults SCORE 11
"You don’t have to put on the red light" SCORE 96
Just be polite. SCORE 16
When mom asks why you have so many tissues in the trash SCORE 7
Why Men Get Jealous SCORE 3
Daily Tough Decisions SCORE 11
The Shape Of Your Body Depends On What You Do SCORE 15
Jim from The Office got jacked. SCORE 93
The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 146
Listen, You Are Not Fat SCORE 16
Cooking With Neil DeGrasse Tyson SCORE 126
I Know What My Choice is SCORE 4
The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read SCORE 154
So Why Isn’t This A Thing? SCORE 157
Using It Wrong SCORE 171
Uh Oh Spaghetti O's SCORE 118
Bees vs. wasps SCORE 114
I doughnut tan nicely SCORE 115
Young Harrison Ford SCORE 120
Elementary School Currency SCORE 4
Mocking Those Bossy Humans SCORE 120
I live by a park. Spring has sprung. SCORE 129
WTF Ted Cruz? SCORE 154
Sugar glider reflexes activated SCORE 146
What I Really Think Of The Apple Watch SCORE 118
Cadaviar SCORE 138
Cat: You scratch my back, I scratch yours SCORE 98
Just let peanut girl be SCORE 15
The downfall of dog vision SCORE 6
Something I Learned Watching Supernatural SCORE 2
