
false advertising SCORE 9

so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12

resistance is futile SCORE 7

whoops SCORE 6

the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7

give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35

spare cats SCORE 19

there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12

new perspective on life SCORE 14

all the yes SCORE 16

drunk humming bird SCORE 34

they would breed SCORE 25

i have cats SCORE 9

they traded places SCORE 28

the lord’s carbs SCORE 15

no depressed eggs SCORE 26

bologna! SCORE 18

am i a pig? SCORE 12

myself, obviously SCORE 32

drunk drama SCORE 9

fig newton shoes SCORE 15

more cheesecake SCORE 16

he’s got good balance SCORE 10

there goes my week SCORE 22

you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16

wrong on so many levels SCORE 6

slow dumb cat SCORE 14

delicates SCORE 3

i’ll be back SCORE 9

nice cat SCORE 9

404 error SCORE 8

earth sandwich SCORE 36