Acute angle. SCORE 197
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Roses are red. SCORE 334
English is hard. SCORE 291
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Burn. SCORE 158
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Touché. SCORE 336
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Pubid. SCORE 143
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
How I die. SCORE 289
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
How I shower. SCORE 156
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
‘Merica. SCORE 228
