literally any fact SCORE 54
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
pretty much SCORE 29
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
life insurance payout SCORE 42
as you should feel SCORE 41
same story at age 35, too SCORE 40
this dad was on another level SCORE 40
neow SCORE 31
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
smart shopping SCORE 38
hot take! SCORE 59
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
nap time! SCORE 38
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
at least he listened SCORE 25
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
he might be right SCORE 30
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 43
food art SCORE 53
