
You know you do this too… SCORE 156

Stupid Santa. SCORE 299

Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346

Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297

Ladies… SCORE 159

I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284

Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323

Pokémon. SCORE 310

I’m just so happy… SCORE 188

Anybody else? SCORE 284

Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159

Laughterhouse. SCORE 120

Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245

Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339

Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161

All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214

Forever alone dog. SCORE 210

How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255

Deal breaker. SCORE 368

23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314

One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223

I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145

Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184

Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311

Real food!!! SCORE 260

The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238

Discuss. SCORE -24

I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153

Forever alone. SCORE 268

Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209

You’re doing it right. SCORE 195

Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239