How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Every night. SCORE 220
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
How to troll. SCORE 182
This generation. SCORE 265
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Forever and always SCORE 0
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Good idea. SCORE 4
Likely. SCORE 177
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Lottery SCORE 4
Every time. SCORE 180
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Karma. SCORE 236
