Women’s logic. SCORE -74
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
You are traffic. SCORE 242
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 209
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Attack! SCORE 200
Books I could write. SCORE 107
Jenga! SCORE 198
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Touché… SCORE 263
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
So many puns! SCORE 136
I need dis. SCORE 203
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Onion rings. SCORE 158
More than meets the eye. SCORE 183
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Accurate. SCORE 168
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
