Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
I don’t always talk to people with swag. SCORE 208
Freeze. SCORE 207
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
Ice cream antisocial. SCORE 94
Toddlers and Tiaras. SCORE 235
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Every song. SCORE 101
I get it now. SCORE 233
I put an end to his curiosity. SCORE 280
How I want to react vs. How I actually do. SCORE 176
There is a person out there for everyone… SCORE 102
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
Poor T-rex. SCORE 96
I am majestic. SCORE 129
At first, we were all like… SCORE 326
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Secure your files. SCORE 105
Basically just drop everything. SCORE 173
Scumbag banana… SCORE 196
How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184
I’m Batman! SCORE 281
I’m a towel. SCORE 344
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
America as seen by The United States. SCORE 66
Life. SCORE 210
Fancy sit down dinner at my college apartment. SCORE 124
On the phone with mom. SCORE 160
How to be cool. SCORE 140
