wake up, sheeple SCORE 110
I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic. SCORE 135
Look at the clouds! SCORE 56
I thought she was joking at first. I even did an awkward little laugh. SCORE 99
RIP to one of the greats SCORE 92
Give to me large kiss, froggy froggy. SCORE 88
How to make a PB&J sandwich SCORE 9
Your antivirus be like .. SCORE 76
I don’t think fluffy wanted to be in the family photo… SCORE 98
Mom carries her puppies one by one to a fire truck after house fire SCORE 89
I am coming for you bane.. SCORE 69
How ironic.. SCORE 114
Crazy how nature do that SCORE 100
Pats please. SCORE 104
Brought my dog to get his hair cut and he came back a bobble head SCORE 124
Cheeeese! SCORE 127
I’m The Sun. My Beautiful Rays Nurture Life! SCORE 68
Joe Wong on Domino’s Pizza SCORE 71
Majestic Magikarp SCORE 78
Let’s be honest here… SCORE 89
Googly Eyes Sure Do Amplify Character Expressions SCORE 69
He has a point SCORE 86
I created a church in honor of Harambe, and the IRS actually approved it. SCORE -4
Hey. Sup, bro. SCORE 91
Trump in WWE! SCORE -30
This regal lizard posing like a boss. SCORE 101
Having A Long-haired Boyfriend Does Have Benefits SCORE 98
When people ask me what I want to do with my life… SCORE 110
The vet said to get him a tag. SCORE 124
Damn Hector SCORE 102
Hey, Brad, Do You Want Me To Show You The Future? SCORE -16
Vet needs service dog. Lowes Home Improvement hires both. SCORE 161
