Alien logic. SCORE 262
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
What causes brain freeze? SCORE 217
I like you. SCORE 215
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Me too. SCORE 285
Trolling a bungee jumper. SCORE 263
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Welcome to the hood. SCORE 104
Nutella covered bacon. SCORE 201
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
Every time. SCORE 135
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
My Precious!!! SCORE 252
Sorry, whales. SCORE 301
Puppy missile. SCORE 179
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
I said sit!!! SCORE 251
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
This boy is ugly. SCORE 221
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
True story. SCORE 246
How I feel about “Fifty Shades of Grey.” SCORE 198
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Reactions to being placed inside a box. SCORE 205
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
