You’re one in a million. SCORE 195
She should have ducked! SCORE 169
She is. SCORE 257
Every time. SCORE 15
There are two kinds of people… SCORE 209
You’re welcome. SCORE 18
7 cardinal rules for life. SCORE 15
"I’m a cupcake! I’m a cupcake! I’m a cupcake!" SCORE 172
Pimp my hide SCORE 183
Nailed it. SCORE 124
Scumbag brain. SCORE 144
Special delivery. SCORE 314
Or “Married”! SCORE 179
Right in the middle, that’s me :)) SCORE 6
Think about it… SCORE 8
I have a girlfriend SCORE 2
Live your life… SCORE 214
Underwater floating hotel room in Zanzibar. SCORE 173
The story of my life… SCORE 19
Barbie SCORE 17
Every time SCORE 148
Truth. SCORE 222
Karma SCORE 7
It’s a dangerous game. SCORE 183
Sadness… SCORE 21
Free candy! SCORE 7
karma is a… SCORE 23
Burger King. SCORE 11
Ragrets. SCORE 23
My favorite picture of Napoleon. SCORE 250
Disney Princesses SCORE 114
As long as they’re fed well… SCORE 20