Kids are ninjas. SCORE 16
M/Paternal instinct at its best. SCORE 24
Nice texture pack, bro. SCORE 17
It’s the most, wonderful time of the year… SCORE 24
One of these contains a microchip to log every* aspect of your life. SCORE 23
I want to break everything… SCORE 15
I feel you, though. SCORE 24
Hey guy. SCORE 16
Meeting new friends can be. SCORE 28
You can’t slick by this Mom… SCORE 28
wring it out, guy. SCORE 18
Luke got the short end of the stick. SCORE 18
Think’n ’bout ‘chu SCORE 20
Chill bro.. SCORE 20
BIRDS AREN’T REAL (just like your friends) SCORE 15
1950s prison chess set – made out of toilet paper, dried bread and shoe polish. SCORE 24
Just a girl and her imaginary friend. SCORE 13
My disappointment is immeasurable. SCORE 21
Modern problems… SCORE 15
Fake arse babies, anyway. SCORE 20
You are my weirdo. SCORE 30
Look at your auntie go! SCORE 21
Good luck out there! SCORE 23
SCRAMBLE THE EGGS SCORE 27
Live a little! SCORE 31
Car hacks SCORE 22
You can always bank on Santa. SCORE 21
Fun with snow! SCORE 20
C is for cookie and that’s good enough for Christ SCORE 21
Excuse me while I yeet myself to the bat cave. SCORE 27
You must learn to contain the [h]anger. SCORE 32
OHHH WAH AH AH AH SCORE 19