gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
scary everything SCORE 33
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
Good boi SCORE 37
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Plants SCORE 43
noobs SCORE 26
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
smol SCORE 41
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
HOT and READY SCORE 44
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27